The Middle East conflict is complex – but here is my idea for a start. We set up a fund administered by the UN into which every member donates some cash to assist in the development of a Palestinian State. We apologise on behalf of our Government for invading Iraq – we can explain that whilst Saddam Hussain was a vicious thug – we overlooked the fact that our leaders, in particular Blair and Bush were too – and arrest them both and put them on trial at The Hague for War Crimes. We then confiscate all the wealth of both Blair and Bush and donate it to the Palestinian Fund. This could also be added to by diverting some of the billions paid to Israel used to suppress any chance of creating a viable two state option.
We than get the hell out of the Middle East until we are requested to do something by the UN.